Tuesday, October 15, 2013

TUFF

Dear Toddler,
     It is with great regret that due to recent events the Toddler Uniform Freedom & Fun act (TUFF) must be repealed, effective immediately. What was initially billed as a resounding success has crashed and burned in utter failure and thus the previously removed restraints must now be reinstated, as follows: 
     1.    Booster seat, WITH straps - due to unbridled running amok during meal times; and
     2.    Crib front or Play yard - due to unbridled running amok during sleep times;
     Should you once again demonstrate respect for the words 'No', 'Sit Down', and 'Go To Sleep', TUFF shall be reattempted. However, we will retain the right to revoke these privileges at any time should you once again demonstrate an inability to restrain your impulse to fly in the face of house rules and regulations.
                                                                              Yours truly,
                                                                              Your Fiercely Loving Parents
P.S., you are cute